SOOOO TRUE.
Here's a few I thought of.
76] As Spec-Ops to be run over by the vehicle you plant C4 on when it goes into reverse.
77] As the helicopter pilot, Almost always die jumping out of a helicopter.
Dieing from jumping out into the spining blades or after the helicopter lands on you because you the pilot jumped out, so who is flying.
78] As "lone wolf" likely to the die the most from combinations of arty stikes, snipers, clymores and drivng into land mines. Should be renamed "WolfBait".
79] Where do all the Medical and Supply bags come from?
80] You can can kill the enemy with the shock paddles and revive your teammates after they die. But you can team kill with a gun but not with the shock paddles, HMMM.